" high horse "

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1: Arrogantly believing oneself superior to others, often by putting down large groups of people. In usage, such a person is described as "on a high horse" or may be told to "Get off your high horse."

  * e.g.,  ... Get off your high horse; you aren't as smart as you think you are. 

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1: High horse is an adjective used to describe something of ridiculous fancy.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look at this high horse toilet! It has a heated seat and 5 different sprays!" 

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1: 1 where americans sit

  * e.g.,  ... 1 check me i'm holdin a (world series) and not invightin any one else. 

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2: 2 a stoned horse

  * e.g.,  ... 2 neighpassmeatokeneigh 

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3: 3 a horse exersisin his donk

  * e.g.,  ... 3 neighohyeahbabythatsthespotneigh 

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1: The classic game of Horse, but with a twist! Anything goes! Competitor's are required to be intoxicated in some way, shape or form, with the recommended being drunk and/or high on marijuana.

  * e.g.,  ... "Are you bored? Let's play a round of high horse!" 

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2: High Horse follows the same basic structure of regular horse except instead of a basketball court, you play in a small to medium sized room inside or outside. In addition to this, a small ball and a medium sized toy net suspended from the wall or roof with a backboard duct taped on and if you are interested then keep reading because here are the new rules that are guaranteed to provide countless hours of fun.

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3: The Rules:

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4: -The game follows the normal horse rotation.

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5: -You are allowed one "Dancin' Dunk" (see terminology list)per game.

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6: -No more than two consecutive dunks are allowed as a shot attempt

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7: -All shots must be named (for instance, if you dunk it from the couch you can simply call it the "couch dunk")

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8: -Some kind of inebriation is REQUIRED

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9: -Anything and everything goes, shot-wise

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10: -Everyone is allowed one of the following per game:

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11: - "Picket fence"

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12: - "Redo"

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13: Terminology:

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14: "Dancin' Dunk" - Any dunk requiring an elaborate preparatory hustle, jig, dance, or any other unnecessarily long movements prior to the dunk.

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15: "Five-Pointer"-Entails unintentionally getting the ball stuck over the goal. This automatically makes the intended shot, and the game progresses as though said shot was made. The "Five-Pointer" is invalid on a dunk attempt.

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16: "Picket fence"- Everyone is allowed, one time per game, to leap in front of any opponent's shot at any time with their hands raised (Swatting does not count.) This can be attempted only once, and if successful, the opponent misses the shot.

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17: "Redo"- Self-explanatory. You may redo one shot at any time during the game.

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1: A horse you got baked with before riding in on.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn you gonna be one high horse when we get into town, your eyes bloodshot as fuck seamuffin. 

 [ "Moral High Horse" ]

1: A massive twat. A pretentious prick who takes it upon themselves to interject their own moral principles into a situation even when it clearly doesn’t concern them. Once they have inserted their bullshit they ride their moral high horse off into the sunset.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh shit there goes Alex on his Moral High Horse riding into the sunset 

 [ "high horse syndrome" ]

1: The uncontrollable urge to correct anybody at any time. Most people tend to claim they are correct even down to opinion. Large amounts of insults and arguments are to break out by these people.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow Anon is being really annoying with saying blue is better than pink." 

 [ "Generation High Horse" ]

1: Generation High Horse : a term to describe any generation that precedes the next. Often represents behaviour's including: 'Condescension, Shaming, Blaming, Lying, Slavery'. People in this generation don't want to lose any perceived power and although they have great wisdom to share, they often get caught up in the power struggle rather than actually preventing the new generations from making the same mistakes.

  * e.g.,  ... Monkey 1: My brother told me I shouldn't start practicing voodoo... 

 [ "Get off your high horse" ]

1: "Get off your high horse" is an idiom people retort with in an argument when the other person is acting like a holier-than-thou being when in reality, they aren't. To put it in a simpler manner, to tell people to stop acting as if they're the top authority when they aren't.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "I am completely entitled to go around dismissing people when they do something completely normal just because they're wrong and I'm ultimately right." Person B: "Get off your high horse." 

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1: When someone at work thinks they are better than anyone else and tries to slam someone for following the rules.

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin:"Holly, get off your high horse, I'm sick of it"